Stories of Iceland
Monday, March 13, 2006
Some fun info... :D
The bar tender knows who you are! Your drink says a lot...
Before you order a drink at the bar read this carefully. Seven bar tenders in New York were asked whether they could tell what a womans personality is from what they order at the bar. Dispite being asked seperrately the answers were nearly the same.
The conclusions:
Women
Drink: Beer
Personality: Informal, not needy; down to earth.
Approachability: Challenge her to snooker.
Drink: Shaken drink
Personality: untrustworthy, always complaining, provoking; completly annoying.
Approachability: Avoid her unless you want to be her minion.
Drink: Mixed drink
Personality: Mature, intelligent, needy, sees every minute detail; knows what she wants.
Approachability: You don't need to approach her. If she has any interest she will send YOU a drink.
Drink: Wine (except for Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and tasteful; wordly-wise but lots of fun.
Approachability: Tell her you love to travel and enjoy a quiet evening with a good group of friends.
Drink: Zinfandel white wine
Personality: Simple; thinks she is very tastefull and wordly-wise but really doesn't have a clue what that means.
Approachability: Let her think shes cleverer then she really is...this should be and easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Enjoys being with a group of boys and is very much for being VERY drunk...and naked!
Approachability: The easiest target in the place. You are very lucky. Don't do anything but wait, but don't piss her off!
Drink: Tequila
No need for explanation - says all that needs to be said.
Then, a little extra about men - but the conclusion is always simple and understandable:
Native(?) beer: he is poor and wants a f**k.
Imported beer: He knows what is a good beer and wants to f**k.
Wine: He lives in hope that the wine will give him a worldly-wise look which will increase his chances of gettin' some.
Wiskey: He doesn't care about anything except for gettin' some.
Tequila: He thinks he has a chance with the touth less waitress.
Zinfandel white wine: He is Gay
Which one are you? :D
Before you order a drink at the bar read this carefully. Seven bar tenders in New York were asked whether they could tell what a womans personality is from what they order at the bar. Dispite being asked seperrately the answers were nearly the same.
The conclusions:
Women
Drink: Beer
Personality: Informal, not needy; down to earth.
Approachability: Challenge her to snooker.
Drink: Shaken drink
Personality: untrustworthy, always complaining, provoking; completly annoying.
Approachability: Avoid her unless you want to be her minion.
Drink: Mixed drink
Personality: Mature, intelligent, needy, sees every minute detail; knows what she wants.
Approachability: You don't need to approach her. If she has any interest she will send YOU a drink.
Drink: Wine (except for Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and tasteful; wordly-wise but lots of fun.
Approachability: Tell her you love to travel and enjoy a quiet evening with a good group of friends.
Drink: Zinfandel white wine
Personality: Simple; thinks she is very tastefull and wordly-wise but really doesn't have a clue what that means.
Approachability: Let her think shes cleverer then she really is...this should be and easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Enjoys being with a group of boys and is very much for being VERY drunk...and naked!
Approachability: The easiest target in the place. You are very lucky. Don't do anything but wait, but don't piss her off!
Drink: Tequila
No need for explanation - says all that needs to be said.
Then, a little extra about men - but the conclusion is always simple and understandable:
Native(?) beer: he is poor and wants a f**k.
Imported beer: He knows what is a good beer and wants to f**k.
Wine: He lives in hope that the wine will give him a worldly-wise look which will increase his chances of gettin' some.
Wiskey: He doesn't care about anything except for gettin' some.
Tequila: He thinks he has a chance with the touth less waitress.
Zinfandel white wine: He is Gay
Which one are you? :D
posted by pureblonde, 10:52 pm
4 Comments:
tequila-you and me beibí...hehe
hehe sniðugt:P
vá maður ég fór á bar í gær og fékk mér allt þetta,
það gerir mig sennilega að geðsjúklingi!!
það gerir mig sennilega að geðsjúklingi!!
Þú ættir nú eiginlega að fara að skrifa eitthvað meira hérna:S Sjáumst bráðlega;)
